I know most of you couldn't sleep last night waiting for the NFC picks, so here they are:
NFC East
Where else but the NFL can a team from Dallas be in the eastern division? The Cowboys are set for a solid season. Terrell Owens will put up some big numbers, but not enough to get the job done and certainly not enough to make up for the ulcers he'll give Jerry Jones. TO can make team a contender, but not a champion. The Giants made a great move in adding Arrington at linebacker. Plaxico, Tiki, and Eli form a potent trifecta on the other side of the ball and will be a contender. The Eagles just don't have enough. Their defensive unit works, but Westbrook is still just a wide receiver in the backfield. McNabb will be better than last year when he played most of the season with a sport's hernia, especially with Donte Stollworth to throw to, but the Eagles remain on the outside looking in. Joe Gibbs' squad looks poised for a playoff run. Brunell somehow carries this team and will get help with additions like Lloyd and Randle El at wideout. Santana Moss and those two will burn secondaries across the league. Portis should recover soon, but the trade for Duckett gives them a solid insurance policy in the backfield if he doesn't. DC will have a lot to cheer about.
Division winner: Washington Redskins
NFC South
The Saints are the team with the most new faces in the South. They wisely picked up Brees (though that shoulder could still be trouble) and drafting Reggie Bush will bring some pop to the organization. Losing Donte Stallworth hurts, but it won't matter anyway because the Saints don't have a chance. Atlanta's running game will keep them in it, but they needed more than Lelie to bolster that receiving corps after a .500 season. The Bucs will contend behind Cadillac, but the Panthers rule the South with a strong defense and the addition of Keyshawn Johnson opposite Steve Smith. Rob Casey and Katie Chalmers will be pleased.
Division Winner: Carolina Panthers
NFC North
The Black and Blue division has seen a lot of change as of late. The Lions and Vikings both unloaded their starting quarterbacks (to the Dolphins), Detroit admitted bust on Charles Rogers and released him, and the Packers parted with Javon Walker. The Vikings somehow think that getting rid of top-shelf talent will help them succeed. It didn't work when they traded Moss. It won't work now that they are Culpepper-less. Brad Johnson has no one to throw to and no running game. Favre may be able to work some Lambeau magic this year, but it should be difficult considering Green's injuries. We'll see if Donald Driver can step up and be the number one receiver. AJ Hawk will help the D, but it won't be enough. The Lions are headed in the right direction, but even Mike Martz can't make Kitna a playoff quarterback. The Tigers successes this year will kill Detroit's karma. 2005 Coach of the Year Lovie Smith doesn't have much competition on paper. The Bears are the only team in the division without a rookie coach at the helm and they look to continue their winning ways. Rex Grossman will probably catch the injury bug again, but this time the Bears can look to Brian Griese to fill the gap. My grandpa will be happy once again this year with Chicago going to the playoffs.
Division winner: Chicago Bears
NFC West
Dennis Green must be ecstatic. The Cards officially stacked their offense this offseason by signing Edgerrin James and happily drafting Leinart eleventh overall. Between Boldin and Fitzgerald on the wings, these guys are going to score some points. Unfortunately, they won't be able to keep up with Seattle. The Seahawks lost the league's best guard in Hutchinson this offseason to the Vikes, but they have too many weapons not to repeat barring a major injury or something. I just saw Joel Chalmers trying to ward off the Madden Curse. St. Louis will improve under offensive mastermind Linehan and Jackson will have a good year, but not good enough. The minor league team in San Fransisco sucks.
Division winner: Seattle Seahawks
Tomorrow: Wild Card winners and Super Bowl Champions